Consumer debt is a deadly parasite

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https://www.angelinvestmentnetwork.net/3zys88v Hang on, Alice, as we bolt through the rabbit hole on an adventure to financial Wonderland. Come with me on a fantastic journey to the Great Lakes to save fish falling prey to evil bloodsuckers, and along the way, we will save borrowers from the evil of debt peddler, Louie the Lender Lamprey.

The Sea Lamprey and the Great Lakes

Order Xanax Online India Prior to canals of the nineteenth century, the Great Lakes were a thriving fishery. With over fishing and the introduction of the sea lamprey through the canals, the fisheries of the Great Lakes were devastated. According to Wikipedia:

Buy Bulk Diazepam Uk The Sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) is a parasitic lamprey (a kind of jawless fish) found on the Atlantic coasts of Europe and North America, in the western Mediterranean Sea, and in the Great Lakes. It is brown or gray on its back and white or gray on the underside and can grow to be up to 90 cm (35.5 in) long. Sea lampreys prey on a wide variety of fish. [Pictured right: Louie the Lender Lamprey] Order Diazepam Online The lamprey uses its suction-cup like mouth to attach itself to the skin of a fish and rasps away tissue with its sharp probing tongue and teeth. Secretions in the lamprey’s mouth prevent the victim’s blood from clotting. Victims typically die from excessive blood loss or infection. [emphasis is mine]

Buy Valium Diazepam Uk The sea lamprey and the fish the lamprey scrapes and chugs is an allegory for the modern lender and the borrower the lender infests.

Lenders and the Sea Lamprey

https://www.angelinvestmentnetwork.net/e3jgdedu The similarities between sea lampreys and lenders are as follows:

  1. The sea lamprey’s sole purpose is to attach itself to a productive organism and siphon a steady stream nutrients from the host’s bloodstream. A lender’s sole purpose is to attach itself to a borrower and obtain a steady stream of cashflow from the borrower’s productive financial life. [Pictured right: Louie’s courtship dance]
  2. The sea lamprey provides no value to the fish, and once attached it remains attached. The value of lending to borrowers is debatable (mortgage debt is tolerable, but consumer debt is not); however, with the “sophisticated” borrowers of today who believe debt is something serviced and not retired, once a lender becomes attached to a borrower, they stay attached for life.
  3. Sea lampreys were not a problem in the past, and fish populations had to adapt or die when the sea lamprey was introduced. Modern credit cards were introduced in 1958, and with the explosion of debt availability over the last 50 years, our population has come to accept borrowing — and its associated lending sea lampreys.
  4. If the sea lamprey were eliminated, nutrients diverted to its existence would instead remain with the fish resulting in stronger fish populations. https://care4needycopts.org/dwwhnqy If lenders were eliminated, particularly those focused on providing consumer debt, billions of dollars flowing into lending would be spent by a stronger, debt-free population on more productive economic uses. Consumer credit only benefits lenders.
  5. Sea lampreys tend to seek out juvenile fish because the young have fewer defenses, the young are stronger and more resilient and thereby less likely to die, and the young fish can nourish the lamprey indefinitely. Lenders indiscriminately target 18 to 21 year-olds through credit card offers and mountains of student loan debt in order to acclimate teens to debt and assist them in sustaining debt through their funeral pyre.
  6. If a sea lamprey causes the death of its host, it detaches itself and moves on to another. If a lender bankrupts a borrower — causes a financial death — the lender detaches itself and moves on to another borrower. No emotion when pulling out.

Mortgage Debt

https://markmadsen.com/2022/11/17/8ue0lgz4 Most home buyers allow lenders to suckle financial excretions through a home mortgage. If the cost of the mortgage is offset by saving on housing expenses, the debt is actually beneficial, and the relationship is symbiotic, like a clownfish (Nemo) and its protective sea anemone, or perhaps the Trill from Star Trek. However, if mortgage interest exceeds comparable rents, the excess lender slurp is parasitic and the borrower loses life force to the lender lamprey.

https://missafricausa.org/vhojur7u95b A typical borrower during the Great Housing Bubble looked like a fish with the two implanted sea lampreys [Pictured right: Big and Little Louie after borrower attachment]. The first mortgage is like the lamprey attached at the throat, and the second mortgage is like the one attached at the nether regions.

Do you know that sensitive spot on the soft tissues of your throat about an inch above your collarbone? Taking on mortgage debt is akin to allowing Louie the Lender Lamprey to drive his dagger teeth deeply into your epiglottis with a cartilage-cracking crunch; let him rasp a gaping gash, ply you with salivary siphon grease, and deflect your financial food toward his gullet.

Buy Liquid Alprazolam The pain is necessary evil perhaps, but one to be minimized to the degree possible and removed at the earliest convenience. Unfortunately, most borrowers want to secure the largest toothy leech available and nourish the sponger’s growth until the borrower’s death. ~Gulp~

Buy Valium Diazepam Uk The second mortgage — the lamprey biting the borrower’s butt — is usually a non-lethal pain in the a$$. In fact, this biting flesh wound is similar to any consumer borrowing like home equity lines of credit, car loans, credit cards, and other payment liabilities like forgotten subscriptions to magazines, websites, or software. Taking on debt may have delivered a fleeting pleasure, but like gonorrhea, debt plagues borrowers until the debt-disease is treated and ultimately banished forever for optimum financial health.

https://www.greenlifestylemarket.com/2022/11/17/86kh2o6v As our foreclosure crisis illustrates, many borrowers who take on excessive debt and hope to manage their parasites underestimate the tissue damage and succumb to the vampiric excess. Like Louie’s former customers [pictured to right], many people bought McMansions, they took out multiple mortgages, and they used financing terms requiring accelerating home price appreciation in order to function. The collapse of hundreds of thousands of personal Ponzi Schemes litters America with of rotting financial carcasses — a pungent and painful reminder. Renting-former-owners spend their hours in fear or denial of the collection call yet to come from a long-forgotten mortgage debt holder.

Like most others, I will select a lender lamprey and hope my self-discipline prevents him from growing out of control. Images like the ones from this post should ensure I remain focused on his removal.

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The lamprey earrings are a nice adornment, aren’t they?